Upper Low Class Living Defined

Welcome to the blog on all things Upper Low Class! What is this designation you ask?

Here in America, we're going through some social upheaval at the moment.  It's been brewing for awhile, most likely down at your local Starbucks.  The Upper Low Class movement is comprised of people that have watched the middle class dissolve before their eyes and are genuinely wondering what to do next.

 Richard Saxton from The Research Archive

Having traversed all class realms at one point or another in my life, I'm going to be your guide to all things Upper Low Class in hopes that you solidify as a movement, recognize your classmates, and generally enjoy your new position in the hierarchy.  We will not promote secret handshakes or make you dress in any recognizable garb.  You will learn how to figure out "Your People" by their behavior and their desire to be a non-movement movement across the county.  Some of you will leave the U.S. confines in small tribes of your people and this blog is an attempt to stay connected to the Ex-class-pats that will go their own way.


How to find your people

There are some observations and distinguishing traits that will help you recognize Upper Low Class participants:

1. Your house is figuratively underwater or you got out with just a snorkel and a pair of underwear.
2. You know your house will be literally underwater in due time.
3. Politics are irrelevant and politicians secretly want to join you.  They are scared shitless.
4. Freedom of the Press is as outdated as the printing press.  We can no longer "stop the presses!" therefore anybody can spew any nonsense they can make up at the moment.  This is why Glen Beck is a dick.
5. You recognize that the "40 hour workweek" has gone the way of the DoDo bird.
6. Religion no longer controls the masses.  Neither do insane laws such as "marijuana is illegal".
7. You are learning how to garden, how to can, and you long for a still-making class.
8. Craigslist, Freecycle, and garage sales are your friend.
9. You give away the useless shit acquired over the last 20 years.  
10. Unemployment statistics are no longer relevant.  Under the table income, trades, and deals are becoming a part of your daily life.
11. You are no long as proud to be an American.  Hell, even being a human is embarrassing at times. 

 I hope you enjoy this Blog.  As John Prine so elegantly put it years ago, it's time to blow up your TV, even if it's a new 42" plasma.  Better yet, put it on Freecycle.  That's your first assignment.  Share with other classmates.